Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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