its not stalking. its research.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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