singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
as a side note pls kill me
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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