Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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