I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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