My room smells like vodka and shame
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
please don't ironically join a cult
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