Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
