batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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