yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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