I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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