Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
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