first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
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