I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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