Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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