the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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