oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
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