their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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