found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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