My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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