My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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