Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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