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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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