the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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