Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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