I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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