He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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