Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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