I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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