Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
We don't watch enough power rangers
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
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