Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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