Barsexuality is the new black.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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