Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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