It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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