sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Randomize
