I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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