i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
ttyl tear gas
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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