Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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