My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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