Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
