hell yes lets make some ravioli
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Randomize
