He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
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