hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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