The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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