Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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