Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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