the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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