can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
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