Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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