so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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