do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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